Get your score:
Girth x Length (inches)
Girth measured as circumference, so wrap tape measure around it.
Average circumference is 5 inches.
Average length is 5 inches.
(Eg: 5 inches x 5 inches = score 25)
Name: The ‘Don’t look’.
Score: 0-2 (Eg: 2” girth x 0” long = 0)
It’s flush with the body and you only see the head like a frightened turtle. This is truly useless, often gross thing that is rare, but less so in fat white bois.
Female Reaction: Abject Disgust/Looks away trying to erase it from memory but can’t /dry heaving.
No its a Don’t Look’
Name: The Ultra Micro
Score: 2.1-5 (Eg: 2.5” girth x 2” long = 5)
It’s recognisable as a penis, just 5x smaller, it looks like it was shrunk in a washing machine, only it’s not a joke. It really IS that small. This will obviously remain pussy free for life.
Female reaction (Surprise): Total silence / leaves.
Female reaction (Expected): Finds it SO cute! Excited to talk panties, permanent chastity and obviously cuckolding.
Name: A Micro Penis
Score: 5.1-12 (Eg: 4” girth by 3” long = 12)
It looks normal-ish but it’s much too skinny and too short to have any desirable effect. One finger tug jobs gooning over porn should be its fate.
Female reaction (Surprise): “Oh”. / Finds a way to leave.
Female reaction (Expected): “Almost there” - Is shrinking it for a final desired ‘Ultra Micro’.
Name: Just Not Good Enough
Score 12.1-20 (Eg: 5” girth by 4” long = 20)
It’s an ‘average’ width maybe, but it’s still short and there’s no hiding how boring and unsatisfying it is. She is very quiet during any pity sex you might get. Chastity and Cuckolding are a must for her to get any satisfaction.
Female Reaction: She looks you in the eyes or closes hers. She is thinking of someone else but the feel of that tiny thing keeps breaking her fantasy.
Name: Tediously Average
Score: 20.1-25 (Eg: 5” girth by 5” long = 25)
The ‘average’ is dragged down to this number by all the White and Asian men. It looks like a medical depiction of a penis. It works, but it misses most of the erroneous zones inside her pussy. She gets off by rubbing her clit. Your cock is not that relevant to the experience.
Female Reaction: Nothing. She’s seen it before. It’s a bit boring. She knows what a pleasurable cock looks like. That isn’t it.
She comments how you are better / so good with your tongue.
If she doesn’t start exploring / asking about chastity play and cuckolding, you should.
Name: A Penis
Score: 25.1-30 (Eg: 5” girth by 6” long = 30)
It is long enough and wide enough to look just a bit better. Some White and Asian men start boasting at this point. Don’t. You are still unlikely to cause orgasms unless you learn to play that clit too. You should consider getting your girl a black
Bull so she doesn’t leave you for one.
Female Reaction: Acceptance that this is about the best they can get unless they find a black man. 1 in 5 orgasms still faked.
Name: Big-ish Cock
Score: 30.1-38.5 (Eg 5.5” girth by 7” long = 38.5)
This should be the average, but sadly there are little white bois ruining the stats. It makes her feel a bit more fulfilled but is also a bit like only having one piece of chocolate. You can’t stop there.
Female reaction: Eyebrows raise, slight smile. Hands on it more often. No faked orgasms, but sometimes rubs one out to thoughts of something even bigger.
Name: A big fucking cock
Score: 38.6-48 (Eg: 6” girth by 8” long = 48)
It falls out of your pants like a fell tree and some girls will even put their faces underneath it to feel the slap. It goes beyond the reach of their small hands. They’d deny it, but they can’t stop looking at it. They compare it to their forearms or weigh it in both hands. Cock sucking doesn’t need to be requested.
Female Reaction: “Take it slow, my white boyfriend is much smaller” are common first comments. “Oh fuuuuuck, harder, yes right there, oh shit, oh God, I’m cumming again!” are often the last comments. A cock like this can result in other men going into chastity and showing you respect as you take their women from them.
Name: The Ideal Man
Score: 48.1 - 65 (Eg: 6.5” by 10” length = 65)
A baby’s head is still bigger, but girls may try to remind themselves of that so they know they can take all that dick.
Female Reaction: A little fear combined with an intrepid desire to discover new mid-orgasm words that reflect their slight cock drunk dementia. A willingness to try new experimental things they’d never do for their ex just to get more of that dick, like share you with other hot women, or take it in the ass in front of their denied chastity cuckold.
Name: The Monster
Score: 65.1-84 (Eg 7” girth by 12” length = 84)
She gets scared, she’s not sure it will fit. Then there’s that moment of disbelief as she’s looking down at your balls hitting her pussy and her eyes roll back. She feels so full and every fucking thrust hits her g-spot and erogenous zones she never knew she had.
Female reaction: Full addiction. Inability to keep it secret from her friends. Full body g-spot and clitoral orgasms not just every time, but several times in just 40 minutes.